Post by .magnarock. on Oct 1, 2008 20:05:38 GMT
"Oh-mahgod. Did you guys hear about Natrix moving his exams forward? What an evil bugger!"
[Eva Luvasco's room
teh weekend after teh potions exammoos]
Grady, Herschal and Tessera were sat on cusions on the floor of her main room, (cause they have two rooms, a main one- like a small living room, and a bedroom- ensuite and fairly self explanatory) and they nodded and made sounds of agreement.
"Does anyone know if he's still got that obscenely pretty girlfriend?" Herschal chimed in.
"You know, the one who was at the ball."
They shrugged.
"I'onno." / "No clue."
"He seems as bitter as he used to be, so I'd guess she dumped 'im harrrd." Eva replied with a laugh. "I'm so mean, but he seriously pisses me off."
"I think he's nice-"
"You'd think a blast ended screwt under your pillow was nice, Tessy." Grady joked to the laughter of the others.
"You guys just don't even give him a chance." She protested, taking a sip of her wine. There was lots of wine.
"Yuh, cause we don't like him." Eva said rather dumbly.
"We're not in his fan club like thingywhatserface-" Herschal gestured vaguley. "Urr, tall, good looking, blonde."
"You mean Mi Keran?" Grady said, the tiniest smidge of bitterness in his voice.
"Oh yeah. That's the one."
"Ugh." Eva pulled a face. "She is the fan club- I bumped into her one time, can't remember why the hell I was down in the dungeons but anyway, I was like, oh soz, didn't see you. And she was just like, um um um um um." She flapped her hands exageratedly. "I mean like, whaaatthefu[zz]!"
"What the what?" Tessera asked.
"fu[zz]."
"It's a muggle word, for, er." Grady thought about how best to phrase it.
"Sex." Herschal piped in with a humourous look on his face.
"Well, er, not just, that. That's the verb.. I think. It's an expression of, er."
"Sex." Herschal cut in again, the others laughed.
"Herschal! Shut up!" Grady said, pushing his shoulder with a laugh.
"Hey! Violence! Violence! That's an assuly upon my person Mr. Grady." Herschal cried in mock alarm. The other two giggled.
"Oh yeah, well-" Grady poked his arm with a fake mean look on his face.
"Hellllp! Oh dear lord will no one help poor defenceless me!"
Eva was doubled up, holding her stomach spluttering gibberish.
"Poor defencless? Look at those bloody muscles!"
Herschal gave a laugh and flexed the arm closest to Grady.
"You're right ya know. I could beat you up if I wanted."
Grady's face dropped. "That's not very nice."
"I'm kidddding!"
"Oh, lol."
Half an hour later they were onto the topic of relationships.
"It really sucks being a teacher here, dating wise." Eva was moaning. "-Cause like, everyone here is really ugly, excluding you of course Herschy."
He laughed. "Hey, what about Grady, he's not half bad."
"He's a scootch to young for me, lol."
"You guys should swap genders then." Herschal concluded.
"Mm isn't it strange how everyone's so like, ee, with women dating younger men?"
"Are you dating a younger man Tessy?" Eva asked comically.
"N-no." She stammered. "I was just saying."
"That's because, guys are supposed to be like me. Big an' strong." Herschal joked.
"Unless they're into other guys."
"That's a ridiculous stereotype!"
"Alright, chiiill Grady, lol- I was only joking." Eva replied, smoothing the air with her hands to diffuse his response.
"Didn't you say that Impar was coming, Eva?" Tessera asked to change the subject.
"Nah, he's gone down into Hogsmeade with Mason and Robin and Grady's 'jolly good' friend Birling."
They laughed.
"That was sooo funny."
"That was so not funny! He gives me the wierdest looks now." Grady moaned.
"I'm not surprised, he must think your a bit cuh-rayzee."
"Maybe he's expecting you to put on a top hat."
[yeah, this thread doesn't have toooooo much of a point except me empasising how drunk these guys like to get at the weekend before they do their homework XD just like the sixth and seventh years
umm, thread ended? or hanging if anyone wants to come in?]
[Eva Luvasco's room
teh weekend after teh potions exammoos]
Grady, Herschal and Tessera were sat on cusions on the floor of her main room, (cause they have two rooms, a main one- like a small living room, and a bedroom- ensuite and fairly self explanatory) and they nodded and made sounds of agreement.
"Does anyone know if he's still got that obscenely pretty girlfriend?" Herschal chimed in.
"You know, the one who was at the ball."
They shrugged.
"I'onno." / "No clue."
"He seems as bitter as he used to be, so I'd guess she dumped 'im harrrd." Eva replied with a laugh. "I'm so mean, but he seriously pisses me off."
"I think he's nice-"
"You'd think a blast ended screwt under your pillow was nice, Tessy." Grady joked to the laughter of the others.
"You guys just don't even give him a chance." She protested, taking a sip of her wine. There was lots of wine.
"Yuh, cause we don't like him." Eva said rather dumbly.
"We're not in his fan club like thingywhatserface-" Herschal gestured vaguley. "Urr, tall, good looking, blonde."
"You mean Mi Keran?" Grady said, the tiniest smidge of bitterness in his voice.
"Oh yeah. That's the one."
"Ugh." Eva pulled a face. "She is the fan club- I bumped into her one time, can't remember why the hell I was down in the dungeons but anyway, I was like, oh soz, didn't see you. And she was just like, um um um um um." She flapped her hands exageratedly. "I mean like, whaaatthefu[zz]!"
"What the what?" Tessera asked.
"fu[zz]."
"It's a muggle word, for, er." Grady thought about how best to phrase it.
"Sex." Herschal piped in with a humourous look on his face.
"Well, er, not just, that. That's the verb.. I think. It's an expression of, er."
"Sex." Herschal cut in again, the others laughed.
"Herschal! Shut up!" Grady said, pushing his shoulder with a laugh.
"Hey! Violence! Violence! That's an assuly upon my person Mr. Grady." Herschal cried in mock alarm. The other two giggled.
"Oh yeah, well-" Grady poked his arm with a fake mean look on his face.
"Hellllp! Oh dear lord will no one help poor defenceless me!"
Eva was doubled up, holding her stomach spluttering gibberish.
"Poor defencless? Look at those bloody muscles!"
Herschal gave a laugh and flexed the arm closest to Grady.
"You're right ya know. I could beat you up if I wanted."
Grady's face dropped. "That's not very nice."
"I'm kidddding!"
"Oh, lol."
Half an hour later they were onto the topic of relationships.
"It really sucks being a teacher here, dating wise." Eva was moaning. "-Cause like, everyone here is really ugly, excluding you of course Herschy."
He laughed. "Hey, what about Grady, he's not half bad."
"He's a scootch to young for me, lol."
"You guys should swap genders then." Herschal concluded.
"Mm isn't it strange how everyone's so like, ee, with women dating younger men?"
"Are you dating a younger man Tessy?" Eva asked comically.
"N-no." She stammered. "I was just saying."
"That's because, guys are supposed to be like me. Big an' strong." Herschal joked.
"Unless they're into other guys."
"That's a ridiculous stereotype!"
"Alright, chiiill Grady, lol- I was only joking." Eva replied, smoothing the air with her hands to diffuse his response.
"Didn't you say that Impar was coming, Eva?" Tessera asked to change the subject.
"Nah, he's gone down into Hogsmeade with Mason and Robin and Grady's 'jolly good' friend Birling."
They laughed.
"That was sooo funny."
"That was so not funny! He gives me the wierdest looks now." Grady moaned.
"I'm not surprised, he must think your a bit cuh-rayzee."
"Maybe he's expecting you to put on a top hat."
[yeah, this thread doesn't have toooooo much of a point except me empasising how drunk these guys like to get at the weekend before they do their homework XD just like the sixth and seventh years
umm, thread ended? or hanging if anyone wants to come in?]