Mai o Mai, how the week went bai

[.magnarock.]

"Oh-mahgod. Did you guys hear about Natrix moving his exams forward? What an evil bugger!"

[Eva Luvasco's room
teh weekend after teh potions exammoos]

Grady, Herschal and Tessera were sat on cusions on the floor of her main room, (cause they have two rooms, a main one- like a small living room, and a bedroom- ensuite and fairly self explanatory) and they nodded and made sounds of agreement.
"Does anyone know if he's still got that obscenely pretty girlfriend?" Herschal chimed in.
"You know, the one who was at the ball."
They shrugged.
"I'onno." / "No clue."
"He seems as bitter as he used to be, so I'd guess she dumped 'im harrrd." Eva replied with a laugh. "I'm so mean, but he seriously pisses me off."
"I think he's nice-"
"You'd think a blast ended screwt under your pillow was nice, Tessy." Grady joked to the laughter of the others.
"You guys just don't even give him a chance." She protested, taking a sip of her wine. There was lots of wine.
"Yuh, cause we don't like him." Eva said rather dumbly.
"We're not in his fan club like thingywhatserface-" Herschal gestured vaguley. "Urr, tall, good looking, blonde."
"You mean Mi Keran?" Grady said, the tiniest smidge of bitterness in his voice.
"Oh yeah. That's the one."
"Ugh." Eva pulled a face. "She is the fan club- I bumped into her one time, can't remember why the hell I was down in the dungeons but anyway, I was like, oh soz, didn't see you. And she was just like, um um um um um." She flapped her hands exageratedly. "I mean like, whaaatthefu[zz]!"
"What the what?" Tessera asked.
"fu[zz]."
"It's a muggle word, for, er." Grady thought about how best to phrase it.
"Sex." Herschal piped in with a humourous look on his face.
"Well, er, not just, that. That's the verb.. I think. It's an expression of, er."
"Sex." Herschal cut in again, the others laughed.
"Herschal! Shut up!" Grady said, pushing his shoulder with a laugh.
"Hey! Violence! Violence! That's an assuly upon my person Mr. Grady." Herschal cried in mock alarm. The other two giggled.
"Oh yeah, well-" Grady poked his arm with a fake mean look on his face.
"Hellllp! Oh dear lord will no one help poor defenceless me!"
Eva was doubled up, holding her stomach spluttering gibberish.
"Poor defencless? Look at those bloody muscles!"
Herschal gave a laugh and flexed the arm closest to Grady.
"You're right ya know. I could beat you up if I wanted."
Grady's face dropped. "That's not very nice."
"I'm kidddding!"
"Oh, lol."

Half an hour later they were onto the topic of relationships.
"It really sucks being a teacher here, dating wise." Eva was moaning. "-Cause like, everyone here is really ugly, excluding you of course Herschy."
He laughed. "Hey, what about Grady, he's not half bad."
"He's a scootch to young for me, lol."
"You guys should swap genders then." Herschal concluded.
"Mm isn't it strange how everyone's so like, ee, with women dating younger men?"
"Are you dating a younger man Tessy?" Eva asked comically.
"N-no." She stammered. "I was just saying."
"That's because, guys are supposed to be like me. Big an' strong." Herschal joked.
"Unless they're into other guys."
"That's a ridiculous stereotype!"
"Alright, chiiill Grady, lol- I was only joking." Eva replied, smoothing the air with her hands to diffuse his response.
"Didn't you say that Impar was coming, Eva?" Tessera asked to change the subject.
"Nah, he's gone down into Hogsmeade with Mason and Robin and Grady's 'jolly good' friend Birling."
They laughed.
"That was sooo funny."
"That was so not funny! He gives me the wierdest looks now." Grady moaned.
"I'm not surprised, he must think your a bit cuh-rayzee."
"Maybe he's expecting you to put on a top hat."
[yeah, this thread doesn't have toooooo much of a point except me empasising how drunk these guys like to get at the weekend before they do their homework XD just like the sixth and seventh years
umm, thread ended? or hanging if anyone wants to come in?]

[.magnarock.]

"Lol. That'd be funny, seeing you in a top hat."
"Would not!"
"Yeah it would Curty, I dare you." Said Herschal grinning.
"We're not playing dares." Was his retort.
"Well, we are now-" Herschal replied, grabbing an empty bottle and spinning it.
It landed on Grady and they all cried out at the same time.
"Wear a top hat!"
Once their giggles subsided they realised that there were no top hats and invented another dare for poor Grady.
"You have toooo... lick the floor!" Eva blurted out.
"Ewwwww!!!" Came everyones response.
"Well either that or your forefiet is to lick something else."
"Urrgh, you are wieeerd sometimes, Eva." Grady mumbled and bent over to give the cleanest piece of carpet a minute lick.
There were giggles of a hysterical nature and the bottle was spun again.

[cenizobelle]

There were a few light taps at the door, which then opened revealing Natrix Drint. He leant on the doorway, one hand holding the door, the other holding large wine glass. "Do'yu think yu could'keep the noise down a'bit." he asked, his voice slurring only slightly.

[.magnarock.]

Eva and the others, who had come to the door to see who it was exchanged a 'look', Drint, getting drunk? This was something they had to see. Not just had to see, but had to see.
"Yah... Ur, we're playing spin the bottle, ya'know the game all the kids are playing."
"And drinking, lol." Added Herschal who was leaning a forearm on Grady's head and drinking from a beer bottle with the other.
"Why don't you come in and join us?"

[cenizobelle]

[ it's funny how you say eva and herschal, but you say grady XDDD ]

Natrix blunk [ XD ] slowly, then shrugged. "Uhm . . . okay'why not . "

[.magnarock.]

[thats cause i feel wierd calling him curtis! -pulls face-
and hence he feels wierd being called curtis!
so they dont do itttt!!! unless they're herschal, or telling him off]

They grinned and soon the game recommenced, the bottle landed on Tessera.
"Ooo, Tessy Tessy Tessy, what to dare youuu~" Eva half sung.
"I dare youu, tooo... tell us the name of the person you have the biggest crush on at the moment."
"You don't know them..." She said embarassedly.
"It's obviously me anyway." Said Eva with a drunken giggle.
"Oh, duh, yeah!" Tessera continued the joke and they laughed.
"Ok, well then. Excluding Evvy, who- no, which teacher! Do you have the biggest crush on, or, like, who would you date if you had tooo." Grady asked with a grin.

[cenizobelle]

Drint hiccuped and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

[.magnarock.]

[LOLLL, nervous twitch? XD or part of a lol]

"Ummmmmmmm." She went a little red. "Do I have to say?"
"Well, yah, it's a dare!" Eva pressed, wanting to know herself. "I think I know who it is."
"Omigod what? Who? Whisper it to me." Tessera asked, looking shocked.
Eva leaned closer and whispered. Tessera pulled back. "Eww! No!" They giggled.
"Ok.ok.ok. So tell us thennnnn." She said, poking Tessera.
"Wellll. Ok... it's. It's. Anguis Impar..." She mumbled and turned bright pink.
They all gasped and exclaimed in delight and shock.
"So you really fancy him then?" Grady asked.
She nodded into a pillow she was holding up to cover her blush.
"AwwwwwWWW. Blesss!" Eva squealed.
"Next!" Herschal called and spun the bottle again.

[you choose who it lands on]

[cenizobelle]

The bottle spun, spun a n d . . . spun again. Then it slowly twisted and landed on Trixie, who had just taken a large sip of some sort of wizarding alcohol. He looked nervously round the circle, then found something on the floor increasingly interesting.

[.magnarock.]

[who the hell is trixie! XD]
They murmered excitedly and then Eva spoke.
"Ok, umm, I dare you to tell us about your er, girlfriend. Y'know, the really pretty woman you were with last ball."