Post by .magnarock. on Sept 27, 2008 17:04:48 GMT
[the new teachers came in the long weekend breaky thing that Hoggy now has and is the equivalent of a quarter term break]
Eva Luvasco drained the last dregs of the bottle of firewhisky that herself, Grady, Herschal and Tessera had been sharing, into her glass.
"Wuh oh, looks like the juice is splunked" (a wizarding word for run out, as of now) She said with a grin.
"Hey, you finished the bottle last time too, Eva." Herschal replied, from his seat on a few of the divination cushions, his legs in a slightly uncomfortable position due to the tiny table they were sitting around on the floor.
"Yeah, I didn't know that you could predict when alcohol was running out." Grady joked and received a small ripple of laughter.
"Well, I can see into the cloudy depths of the crystal bottle." She replied mysteriously.
They laughed.
"So can you actually -hic- haha, see into the future through any liquid?" Tessera asked, her faint French accent a little more notable after the fair quantity of alcohol she had been consuming.
"Mmm, well. Soup isn't so good, everything always involves vegetables. But I've never really tried."
"Well, we're simply gonna have to get out another bottle, just to see if you can." Herschal said with a sly grin, going over to the dark mahogany cupboard behind the door. He maneuvered his hand around the crystal vials and produced a sizeable bottle of Butterbeer.
"Maybe some other time Hersch; I'd rather drink this stuff." Eva giggled, the bubbles from her firewhisky going to her head a little.
"g'awww. Can't you, like, predict who our new head of department is gunna be?"
"Well, we know his name is John Birling." Tessera commented.
They found this funny.
"Haha, John Birling. What a good ol' english name."
"I reckon he'll be all stern, and, umm yeah -hehehe."
"How jolly spiffing." Herschal replied, putting on an oxford accent.
They fell about laughing, Eva's foot nocked the empty bottle of firewhisky on the floor and it spun.
"Ohheyguys! Lets play spin the bottle." Tessera suggested with a little laugh.
Grady agreed eagerly. "It's such a classic muggle game!"
"Oh, go marry a muggle already Grady." Herschal retorted in good humour. The others laughed whilst Grady mumbled something indistinct.
"Ok, it landed on you Saundy. Now I'm gonna give you a realllly mean one. Just cause you suggested the game." Eva sniggered, rubbing her hands together, her multiple bracelts and bangles clinking.
"Wait, I thought you played it differently, with two spins." Herschal cut in.
"Naw, there are loads of ways to play. Besides you don't wanna play the kissy one that teenagers play do you?"
Herschal shrugged and pulled a comical 'it wouldn't be so bad' face.
"You know they play it so they don't spin again if it's two the same gender anymore!" Tessera added with the air of someone who knows exciting gossip.
Herschal burst out laughing and Eva spluttered rather comically.
"Plyahahaha. Where've you been living Tessy? Like the dark ages?"
"Lol!" Herschal added.
Tessera pulled a face and shrugged to one side.
"I just meant, if we played that game, it would be a bit awkward."
"OOOh, yeah. We'd get to make Herschy and Grady over there smooch." Eva said elbowing Tessera humorously with a 'hohoho' slightly naughty look on her face.
Herschal rolled his eyes. "You'd just love to see any men making out wouldn't you you perverted little girl."
"Hey! Who wouldn't!" Eva exchanged a 'look' with Tessera and they both giggled.
"And I'm older than you aren't I?"
"Well unless you're older than 37 you're not."
"Reallly! You're thaaat old!?"
"M'n Dieu! You could be like, a dad!"
"You're definately too old for widdle Grady then."
"Why, how old is he?" Herschal asked humorously.
Grady frowned on the inside I already told you that!!! D:
"He's practically a baby compared to us old bunch."
"Come on Grades, how old are you, can you wemembor youw agey wagey!?"
They laughed.
"31!"
"Oh come on, you're lying, look at that blush."
"30!"
"Woah, I could roast marshmellows next to that."
"29"
Herschal poked Grady's face and made a "Tssss." noise.
"Okayy, okay, I'm 28! But's it's not that young! There's not even a ten.. year." He mumbled the rest of the sentence.
"Hahaha. Grady's got his nickers in a twist." Eva giggled hysterically.
Herschal laughed a little awkwardly and Tessera poured some more butterbeer for herself whilst shaking with laughter.
"He in looove lol." She sighed at the end of her laughter to try and calm herself down.
"OK! So back to daring you then Tessy."
"Awwww, I thought you 'ad forgotten." She said a little slurredly.
"God you're pretty plastered, hun. No more happy juice for you." She said, levitating the bottle out of Tesseras reach. Herschal levitated it over to himself and refilled his own, slightly larger, glass.
"Right, anoyone g- lol, yeah ok, An-eee-one. Shut up Herschal!"
He was quietly shaking with laughter, and she continued through her own giggles.
"Anyone got any dares for Tessy."
"Put a blast ended screwt in Birlingtons office drawer."
They all giggled at the idea, but quickly dismissed it.
"That'd just get us all in trouble."
"No it wouldn't. We could pretend it was a student!" Grady laughed.
"Lol! That'd be hysterialical!!!" Eva replied.
"There are a couple of kids who just take the piss the whole lesson." Herschal mused.
"I know what you mean!"
They all shared a few stories of annoying students.
[oh shagXD i just saw how long this thing was in the preview XXXXD]
"Ok. I dare youuu, to give really easy homeworks for the next day of lessons you have."
Tessera giggled. "Ok! My students will be like. Hee? What is she talking about? Find out the names of the planets closest to earth, but.. we know them."
They laughed and spun again.
"Ok Grady, I dare you too... shake hands and say, Jolly good day to you! to the next person you see!"
"Haha, that student's gonna be like, weh?"
"I'd lol if it was Drint." Tessera added.
After a few more spins, Grady excused himself.
"Too much firewhisky in ya system Curtie!" Eva jested.
He pulled the door open just as a man nocked on it.
"Huh."
It was someone he'd never seen before, probably a new cleaner.
"Oh, um, Jolly good day to you!"
He said, shaking his hand after remembering his dare.
The man blinked quite confusedly, this department must be in real need...
"Uh,um, ah, Yes. Good day to you as well. You must be-" tall-ginger-young "-Mr. Grady."
Now it was Grady's turn to blink confusedly.
"Umm, yes." He smiled, pretending that he knew who he was talking to.
"-Birling. John Birling." He replied to the faint question on the reply he had recieved.
Grady could have died. I just said that to the new head of department... qwfedghwfnmeah
Birling stepped into the room past the -spiralling into a black hole of shame Grady- and quickly summed up the scene. Eva had hidden the Butterbeer quickly and silently behind a desk, and the glasses had been levitated behind various other desks by Herschal, Tessera had produced a map of the stars from somewhere and they were looking very studious.
"Well, it instills me with great pleasure to see my new department hard at work, even on their days off. Sharing anything interesting?"
He said, walking over to where they sat and shaking their hands in turn.
"Well, err, just. Tes- Proffesor Saunders sharing some knowledge of the stars with us."
"I'm actually um, from the flying department myself. But I was here to, um-"
"Jolly good, jolly good." Birling interjected with a smile.
"Well, I look forward to working closely with you all, except perhaps you Mr..?"
"He- Vector. Mr. Vector."
"Yes. I'm sure we shall all see more of each other in future."
He removed himself from the room.
Grady shut the door, very slowly, still in shock.
They spluttered into hysterics.
"I friggin hate you guys."
Eva Luvasco drained the last dregs of the bottle of firewhisky that herself, Grady, Herschal and Tessera had been sharing, into her glass.
"Wuh oh, looks like the juice is splunked" (a wizarding word for run out, as of now) She said with a grin.
"Hey, you finished the bottle last time too, Eva." Herschal replied, from his seat on a few of the divination cushions, his legs in a slightly uncomfortable position due to the tiny table they were sitting around on the floor.
"Yeah, I didn't know that you could predict when alcohol was running out." Grady joked and received a small ripple of laughter.
"Well, I can see into the cloudy depths of the crystal bottle." She replied mysteriously.
They laughed.
"So can you actually -hic- haha, see into the future through any liquid?" Tessera asked, her faint French accent a little more notable after the fair quantity of alcohol she had been consuming.
"Mmm, well. Soup isn't so good, everything always involves vegetables. But I've never really tried."
"Well, we're simply gonna have to get out another bottle, just to see if you can." Herschal said with a sly grin, going over to the dark mahogany cupboard behind the door. He maneuvered his hand around the crystal vials and produced a sizeable bottle of Butterbeer.
"Maybe some other time Hersch; I'd rather drink this stuff." Eva giggled, the bubbles from her firewhisky going to her head a little.
"g'awww. Can't you, like, predict who our new head of department is gunna be?"
"Well, we know his name is John Birling." Tessera commented.
They found this funny.
"Haha, John Birling. What a good ol' english name."
"I reckon he'll be all stern, and, umm yeah -hehehe."
"How jolly spiffing." Herschal replied, putting on an oxford accent.
They fell about laughing, Eva's foot nocked the empty bottle of firewhisky on the floor and it spun.
"Ohheyguys! Lets play spin the bottle." Tessera suggested with a little laugh.
Grady agreed eagerly. "It's such a classic muggle game!"
"Oh, go marry a muggle already Grady." Herschal retorted in good humour. The others laughed whilst Grady mumbled something indistinct.
"Ok, it landed on you Saundy. Now I'm gonna give you a realllly mean one. Just cause you suggested the game." Eva sniggered, rubbing her hands together, her multiple bracelts and bangles clinking.
"Wait, I thought you played it differently, with two spins." Herschal cut in.
"Naw, there are loads of ways to play. Besides you don't wanna play the kissy one that teenagers play do you?"
Herschal shrugged and pulled a comical 'it wouldn't be so bad' face.
"You know they play it so they don't spin again if it's two the same gender anymore!" Tessera added with the air of someone who knows exciting gossip.
Herschal burst out laughing and Eva spluttered rather comically.
"Plyahahaha. Where've you been living Tessy? Like the dark ages?"
"Lol!" Herschal added.
Tessera pulled a face and shrugged to one side.
"I just meant, if we played that game, it would be a bit awkward."
"OOOh, yeah. We'd get to make Herschy and Grady over there smooch." Eva said elbowing Tessera humorously with a 'hohoho' slightly naughty look on her face.
Herschal rolled his eyes. "You'd just love to see any men making out wouldn't you you perverted little girl."
"Hey! Who wouldn't!" Eva exchanged a 'look' with Tessera and they both giggled.
"And I'm older than you aren't I?"
"Well unless you're older than 37 you're not."
"Reallly! You're thaaat old!?"
"M'n Dieu! You could be like, a dad!"
"You're definately too old for widdle Grady then."
"Why, how old is he?" Herschal asked humorously.
Grady frowned on the inside I already told you that!!! D:
"He's practically a baby compared to us old bunch."
"Come on Grades, how old are you, can you wemembor youw agey wagey!?"
They laughed.
"31!"
"Oh come on, you're lying, look at that blush."
"30!"
"Woah, I could roast marshmellows next to that."
"29"
Herschal poked Grady's face and made a "Tssss." noise.
"Okayy, okay, I'm 28! But's it's not that young! There's not even a ten.. year." He mumbled the rest of the sentence.
"Hahaha. Grady's got his nickers in a twist." Eva giggled hysterically.
Herschal laughed a little awkwardly and Tessera poured some more butterbeer for herself whilst shaking with laughter.
"He in looove lol." She sighed at the end of her laughter to try and calm herself down.
"OK! So back to daring you then Tessy."
"Awwww, I thought you 'ad forgotten." She said a little slurredly.
"God you're pretty plastered, hun. No more happy juice for you." She said, levitating the bottle out of Tesseras reach. Herschal levitated it over to himself and refilled his own, slightly larger, glass.
"Right, anoyone g- lol, yeah ok, An-eee-one. Shut up Herschal!"
He was quietly shaking with laughter, and she continued through her own giggles.
"Anyone got any dares for Tessy."
"Put a blast ended screwt in Birlingtons office drawer."
They all giggled at the idea, but quickly dismissed it.
"That'd just get us all in trouble."
"No it wouldn't. We could pretend it was a student!" Grady laughed.
"Lol! That'd be hysterialical!!!" Eva replied.
"There are a couple of kids who just take the piss the whole lesson." Herschal mused.
"I know what you mean!"
They all shared a few stories of annoying students.
[oh shagXD i just saw how long this thing was in the preview XXXXD]
"Ok. I dare youuu, to give really easy homeworks for the next day of lessons you have."
Tessera giggled. "Ok! My students will be like. Hee? What is she talking about? Find out the names of the planets closest to earth, but.. we know them."
They laughed and spun again.
"Ok Grady, I dare you too... shake hands and say, Jolly good day to you! to the next person you see!"
"Haha, that student's gonna be like, weh?"
"I'd lol if it was Drint." Tessera added.
After a few more spins, Grady excused himself.
"Too much firewhisky in ya system Curtie!" Eva jested.
He pulled the door open just as a man nocked on it.
"Huh."
It was someone he'd never seen before, probably a new cleaner.
"Oh, um, Jolly good day to you!"
He said, shaking his hand after remembering his dare.
The man blinked quite confusedly, this department must be in real need...
"Uh,um, ah, Yes. Good day to you as well. You must be-" tall-ginger-young "-Mr. Grady."
Now it was Grady's turn to blink confusedly.
"Umm, yes." He smiled, pretending that he knew who he was talking to.
"-Birling. John Birling." He replied to the faint question on the reply he had recieved.
Grady could have died. I just said that to the new head of department... qwfedghwfnmeah
Birling stepped into the room past the -spiralling into a black hole of shame Grady- and quickly summed up the scene. Eva had hidden the Butterbeer quickly and silently behind a desk, and the glasses had been levitated behind various other desks by Herschal, Tessera had produced a map of the stars from somewhere and they were looking very studious.
"Well, it instills me with great pleasure to see my new department hard at work, even on their days off. Sharing anything interesting?"
He said, walking over to where they sat and shaking their hands in turn.
"Well, err, just. Tes- Proffesor Saunders sharing some knowledge of the stars with us."
"I'm actually um, from the flying department myself. But I was here to, um-"
"Jolly good, jolly good." Birling interjected with a smile.
"Well, I look forward to working closely with you all, except perhaps you Mr..?"
"He- Vector. Mr. Vector."
"Yes. I'm sure we shall all see more of each other in future."
He removed himself from the room.
Grady shut the door, very slowly, still in shock.
They spluttered into hysterics.
"I friggin hate you guys."
