Post by mely on May 5, 2008 11:30:08 GMT
[if you can understand that, you desrve a prize]
[you're not going to get one, but you deserve one]
[apologies for the present tense, but I'm too bored/busy/slihgtly hyper to write properly
So Kyli skips up to the dormitories humming to herself, and she's all happy-like cos she just made up with Charlesies. Plus, she's managed to conveniently forget about the whole sei-nose-bleed thingy. Anyway, she twirls into the dormitory and starts ordering her chaos; y'know, messy heap of underwear goe sin this drawer, messy heap of school uniform goes in that drawer, messy heap of school books goes in the trunk. At which point, darlingmay June pops up and says, "you do realise that if you fold your clothes it will be easier to find clothes you want and they won't be a crumpled"
Kyli, of course, who would probably cry if she didn't have her good old messy crap, pouts and goes, "well, I don't really have much of a problem" and she pulls out a lurvly blue t-shirt with some tassles and ancient runes that say something along the lines of "eat my pharoah" (present from her brother. don't ask). So she waves her wand int he general direction of the t-shirt, and says something under her breath, trying to prove her point. Only it goes horribly wrong, and her t-shirt is now bright pink. Similar colour to her face. "well, I never liked that t-shirt anyway" and she shoves it back into the drawer. June laughs and nods, smiling a broad self-satisfied smile. "sure..." she turns back to her own clothes drawers which are, obviously, in perfect logical order, arranged in categories, sub-categories, sub-sub-categories and sub-sub-sub-categories. Kyli looks away.
Thirty seconds later and June has finished tidying ehr already tidy drawers, finishing with a flourish, and then she leans back on her bed, and sighs. Ok, so Kyli figures: sigh=important thing that needs to be said - and she sits on her bed too. "what's up?" she asks, nosey as always, and June smiles a sickly. "i have a confession" she says, in a voice that is, like, waaaay to high and giggly to belong to her. Kyli wonders who she has stolen it off for a bit, and then asks the question she knows she should ask and goes, "what?"
Dramatic pause - at this point May is beginning to go a bit pink-cheeked. Anyway, then [oh sh[zz]e, her name isn't May is it? oopsies] June speaks, again in someone else's voice, and says,
"I have a crush on Sei"
dun dun duuuuh. So like, there is like an itsy bitsy pause and Kyli's sitting there thinking: wtf?!!?!?!?!?!??! Only then she stops, and is like 'well surely she's allowed a crush on anyone she likes'. But she's still feeling a bit weird about it, and then she's feeling weird about feeling weird about it. So then she's feeling stupid about feeling weird about feeling weird about it.
"Kyli?" June says, looking kinda worried, "are you - ok?"
Totally on the spot, Kyli looks up and grins, trying to work out whether it is a fake grin or not. And then trying not to think about the grin at all, beacuse that implies it is a fake grin. which isn't good. "yeh, I'm fine" says, beacuse she has, "so, wow, crush on sei huh?" she's all casual-like, and totally cool with everything, but for some reason June is paranoid.
"Kyli are-" and then, like majorly important but TOTALLY inacurate brainwave, "Is that ok with you?"
"y-yeh, yeh of course" Kyli says, because it blatantly is. and June, who is like 99% percent convinced goes, "well that's alright then" and then, as if to ward off the 1%, "but even if you weren't, it's not really your business anyway"
And now Kyli isn't sure whether or not to feel hurt by this, so she says the only thing she can think of which is, "well it's a good job I am then"
"well that's good then" says June, a little tensely it seems to Kyli, although she is evidently mistaken.
"good"
And Kyli stands up, to break the 'good' chain, at which point June throws her hands up in the air, "Oh for crying out loud - you are bothered aren't you?!"
"no!" Kyli says quickly. A leetle bit too quickly. Which June 'misinterprets' and says, "oh Kyli you're being so pathetic!"
"what?!" Kyli is outraged, "I'm not pathetic - you're pathetic for thinking I'm bothered - which I'm totally not"
June gives her a withering 'I totally know you better than you do' look and says, "yes you are bothered - and you know what I don't really care"
"I'm not bothered!!!" Kyli half-shouts, and June raises her hands protectively, "if you're not bothered, why are you yelling"
"I'm not yelling" Kyli deliberately drops her voice, and is at this point speaking through gritted teeth, whilst glowering at June, who is looking at her, very pointedly, with her eyebrows raised.
"oh for goodness sake" Kyli makes towards the door.
"And now you're storming out. I knew you were bothered. you're so selfish Kyli-"
"I'm not storming out" Kyli says icily, "I'm, going to, um, get my school bag" which she remembers happily that she has left in the common room. June tuts, and Kyli walks out. Thirty seconds later, she reappers, "and I'm totally. not. bothered" she says quickly. Then she disappears again.
[you're not going to get one, but you deserve one]
[apologies for the present tense, but I'm too bored/busy/slihgtly hyper to write properly
So Kyli skips up to the dormitories humming to herself, and she's all happy-like cos she just made up with Charlesies. Plus, she's managed to conveniently forget about the whole sei-nose-bleed thingy. Anyway, she twirls into the dormitory and starts ordering her chaos; y'know, messy heap of underwear goe sin this drawer, messy heap of school uniform goes in that drawer, messy heap of school books goes in the trunk. At which point, darling
Kyli, of course, who would probably cry if she didn't have her good old messy crap, pouts and goes, "well, I don't really have much of a problem" and she pulls out a lurvly blue t-shirt with some tassles and ancient runes that say something along the lines of "eat my pharoah" (present from her brother. don't ask). So she waves her wand int he general direction of the t-shirt, and says something under her breath, trying to prove her point. Only it goes horribly wrong, and her t-shirt is now bright pink. Similar colour to her face. "well, I never liked that t-shirt anyway" and she shoves it back into the drawer. June laughs and nods, smiling a broad self-satisfied smile. "sure..." she turns back to her own clothes drawers which are, obviously, in perfect logical order, arranged in categories, sub-categories, sub-sub-categories and sub-sub-sub-categories. Kyli looks away.
Thirty seconds later and June has finished tidying ehr already tidy drawers, finishing with a flourish, and then she leans back on her bed, and sighs. Ok, so Kyli figures: sigh=important thing that needs to be said - and she sits on her bed too. "what's up?" she asks, nosey as always, and June smiles a sickly. "i have a confession" she says, in a voice that is, like, waaaay to high and giggly to belong to her. Kyli wonders who she has stolen it off for a bit, and then asks the question she knows she should ask and goes, "what?"
Dramatic pause - at this point May is beginning to go a bit pink-cheeked. Anyway, then [oh sh[zz]e, her name isn't May is it? oopsies] June speaks, again in someone else's voice, and says,
"I have a crush on Sei"
dun dun duuuuh. So like, there is like an itsy bitsy pause and Kyli's sitting there thinking: wtf?!!?!?!?!?!??! Only then she stops, and is like 'well surely she's allowed a crush on anyone she likes'. But she's still feeling a bit weird about it, and then she's feeling weird about feeling weird about it. So then she's feeling stupid about feeling weird about feeling weird about it.
"Kyli?" June says, looking kinda worried, "are you - ok?"
Totally on the spot, Kyli looks up and grins, trying to work out whether it is a fake grin or not. And then trying not to think about the grin at all, beacuse that implies it is a fake grin. which isn't good. "yeh, I'm fine" says, beacuse she has, "so, wow, crush on sei huh?" she's all casual-like, and totally cool with everything, but for some reason June is paranoid.
"Kyli are-" and then, like majorly important but TOTALLY inacurate brainwave, "Is that ok with you?"
"y-yeh, yeh of course" Kyli says, because it blatantly is. and June, who is like 99% percent convinced goes, "well that's alright then" and then, as if to ward off the 1%, "but even if you weren't, it's not really your business anyway"
And now Kyli isn't sure whether or not to feel hurt by this, so she says the only thing she can think of which is, "well it's a good job I am then"
"well that's good then" says June, a little tensely it seems to Kyli, although she is evidently mistaken.
"good"
And Kyli stands up, to break the 'good' chain, at which point June throws her hands up in the air, "Oh for crying out loud - you are bothered aren't you?!"
"no!" Kyli says quickly. A leetle bit too quickly. Which June 'misinterprets' and says, "oh Kyli you're being so pathetic!"
"what?!" Kyli is outraged, "I'm not pathetic - you're pathetic for thinking I'm bothered - which I'm totally not"
June gives her a withering 'I totally know you better than you do' look and says, "yes you are bothered - and you know what I don't really care"
"I'm not bothered!!!" Kyli half-shouts, and June raises her hands protectively, "if you're not bothered, why are you yelling"
"I'm not yelling" Kyli deliberately drops her voice, and is at this point speaking through gritted teeth, whilst glowering at June, who is looking at her, very pointedly, with her eyebrows raised.
"oh for goodness sake" Kyli makes towards the door.
"And now you're storming out. I knew you were bothered. you're so selfish Kyli-"
"I'm not storming out" Kyli says icily, "I'm, going to, um, get my school bag" which she remembers happily that she has left in the common room. June tuts, and Kyli walks out. Thirty seconds later, she reappers, "and I'm totally. not. bothered" she says quickly. Then she disappears again.
